How I Sukseeded Sense Hi Scool
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How Eye Sukseeded Sense Hi Scool
Aftur eye gradiated frum Hi Scool in Albanee Knew York eye went to colege in the midwest.Thee midwest is thee part of thee United States that is mostlee painted red on poleitical map.
My Hi Skool Graduashin piktur two the write. Eye donut think eye look much different than win I graduradiated frum Hi Scool in 1963, donut you agree?
N colege I magered in graduating.Two the write is mi kollege graduashun piktur. Eye graduradiated frum Koledge with the clas of 2000, making me the all time champion for kontinuous time spent erning an undergraduat degree.In colege eye estableashed mm first leedership accomplishment. I hold the wreckord four the most yeers takin to ern an undergraduate degree.
Unce eye became a graduate I got a job in chicowgo. Chicowgo
is bigger than Albanee and has mani more peephole.Eye was an advertising copiwriter for a mishigun avenue add agency. I was on my weigh up.
Eye now liv In a superb named deadfield. Sew named becuz nothing happens there.It is part of the north shore. It is wear peepole seperate themselves from the masses. Wee have lake mishigan to the east and the Interstate two the west. Wee are a isleland of suksussful peepole in a world gone wild. Most of us r liberal and r much like the good folks in the godfrey cambridge movie. Wattermelon man.
Eye hav a wife and to chilldren a gurl and a boy. The gurl is named Gurl Elvis the boy named is named Boy Elvis. They all hav ther teeeth. Eye am verry proud of dem.
Mi favorite thing is tv, potayto chips in beer, eye can spend manee hours on the couch watching wresling, poker, and other stimulating eevents.
Win eye was inn thee advertising agency biziness and helped clients advertise theer products. I hept Beer becum a known brand. That was a good time.
Then Eye became a ebziness strategic planer becuz no won new what that waz.
Lik Eye sed wee live in a plac named deadfield. Wee just put on an addishun. Heere is a picture of the addisun when it was bean bilt.
Wee r a veree closnit famlee. Heere is a piktur of kozin Gurl Johnny Kash inspecting my knew kar. Eye let her burrow thee kar. She liks it alot. Shee sez shee can lay down in the bak seet and rest.
Wee r vere much koncerned abut thee invioremint. R house is invioremintally friendly. Landskaping is natural, no grass (except to smoke), no pestosides, air condishoners, or other modern dae gadjets two pollute the world.
Wee use goots to eat the grass and two provide organic matter four the gardin eye intend to plant sum day.
It is two bad many doo knot want too liv in peece and harmonee. R north shore naybors in are knot invironmentalists and think r invironmentally frendly house wil lower the propertee valus of there holmes. Did u ever heer anyting so ridickulous?
Wee hav also kept intune two the invironment buy modifying the familee bizness name. Insted of Moonshine is us we now call rselves Ehanol is us. We bee a invironmentally frindly bizness.
Sew, take hart. If eye can sukseed, sew can u. Werk hard and hav a rich unkle and anything can happen.
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Hilarious!
WoooHoo!! I wish I'd got your advice back when I was struggling with college! What a laugh, greatly done!
Well er umh congratulations I think!
Fun! And funny!
wot duh hoot!LOL
I think I just broke a rib laughing. So glad to see you living American Dream! It doesn't matter what opportunities life hands you, there will always be moonshine and hogs...living proof that you don't need to know how to spell to be a success in life lol.













Peggy W Level 8 Commenter 2 years ago
This is a hoot! LOL